Archaeology for the Masses

In appriciation

2006-05-16T02:15:00.000-04:00

So A&E special on tattooing, and I have to defend my thesis (also on tattooing) tomorrow.
I HAD to watch it
this guy is amazing
Anil Gupta
I mean, freaking Samothrace!
and this one is one of the simpler ones
check him out
the miniatures are awsome

depressing night

2006-05-09T03:08:00.000-04:00

i went to sleep at 11
i woke up at 12:30 and then again at 1:30
the second time i didn't go back to sleep again

i'm very upset about something
i think it's my stalled acting thing
really though
i don't feel like that
i feel like i am going somewhere, slowly, but i'm the closest i've ever been with Candice
i think she'll help me a lot
but i dunno

i kinda don't feel like myself

my room is a mess and has been for a while
i think i'm waiting for my mother when she comes on the 19th(?)
she'll clean
it's horrible, but she'll clean for me

i'm watching a thing on red light districts
the south american whore who lives in amsterdam speaks three languages
yet another thing to make me feel good about myself

i used to be so full of confidence
i never had a negative thought about myself
i feel so fat and useless
and fat
i have to lose some weight

i took my measurements
36-31-36
if i could get that middle number down to 29, that would be awsome
i don't know how to do that though
i guess i'll figure it out come summer

i think all the walking and swimming this summer will make me trim
i hope

marilyn monroe may have been 35-22-35
she was a lot smaller than me though
apparently a size 12 dress though
that's big for such a little woman
i'm a 10 most of the time
i would be happy to get that middle number into the 20s
24 would be awsome but 7 inches can't be possible off my waist
i have to figure out how to lose inches
i've been focusing on weight
maybe that special K cereal diet
eric and i should start doing cocaine like we said
but damn the expense

apparently i am totally within the healthy range for my height
but i want to be under weight
i've always been under weight
that's how i'm comfortable
healthy feels fat
i could also be 15 pounds lighter and still be healthy weight
or 30 pounds heavier
the field is too wide
if i were 170 i'd be so disgusting
and yet, "healthy"
no, just slightly under weight is where i need to be
then maybe i'll be a little less down on myself
because i did feel better when i was thinner

yarrrrrr

2006-05-07T19:59:00.000-04:00

there be too much swill in me gullet, says I

on a different note,
House should be on and new everyday
followed by 2 new Earls and then Lost
everyday
8-11
actually
7-10 would be even better because i'm old and need my rest

I wish a lot of things

2006-04-30T04:05:00.000-04:00

I wish I didn't feel sick
I wish I could sleep at night
I wish I were done with my theis
I wish I didn't have church tomorrow
I wish I were the highest paid model on LI between the ages of 14 and 17 (like Candice, my director was)

damn you MTV

2006-04-29T01:19:00.000-04:00

I've suddenly developed a major crush on Nick Lachey
damn him and his buckeye wiles
I am such a sucker for a midwestern man
and he's so damn sensitive, but rugged
hot
now I want to meet him and be his second wife
the good wife, if you will

it's like every time he sings "what's left of me"
(and in his special of the same title he sings it like 100 times)
it's like he's singing it just for me

too bad he's so old
has anyone else noticed how much he looks like David "Angel" Boreanez?

the thing about being a pretty girl

2006-04-27T06:31:00.000-04:00

If you're pretty, people will beg you to be in their film and video projects
AND they will bring you food while you sit in your bed
then pull up a stood and go over the script with you while you lay in bed, eat the food they brought, play sims and watch tv

everyone is always so nice to the actress because they mistakenly feel that acting is hard, or that she doesn't want to act as much as possible
when actually the opposite is true

maybe it's the fact that i only watch this show at 4am

2006-04-27T04:28:00.000-04:00

I have to create an internet shrine to Trent from Daria
there just isn't a satisfactory one out there
Mike told me when I started watching Daria at either 2am or 4am, depending, on N that Trent was a prophet and I didn't believe him
but now I do
and I have for some time
I think he has a lot to teach us if we would just collect all his saying in one place, learn them and live by them
I don't mean his conversational junk or anything relating specifically to Daria, but the longer, silent bob-esque soliloquies, usually the last thing he says in the eps

like this gem
"Hey, the second set's just the stuff that's not good enough for the first. I wouldn't stay for it myself if I weren't in the band."

I mean, wow
seriously
think about it
are any of us really "in the band"?
and if not, why are we sticking around
(no, I'm not high or even that sleep deprived, I'm just asking you to get deep for a second here)

or this one from the same episode
"I'm always late. That's why I don't wear a watch. They depress me."
I mean come on people
that's genius

things i feel like today

2006-04-20T21:51:00.000-04:00

death
dying
hell
affliction
agony
anguish
grave
misery
torment
wretchedness
annihilation
casualty
darkness
demise
destruction
expiration
fatality
mortality
necrosis
obliteration
oblivion
ruin
ruination
termination
tomb
ailing
broken down
confined
debilitated
declining
defective
down
impaired
imperfect
incurable
infected
infirm
invalid
lousy
rotten
suffering
weak

so many stations

2006-04-20T18:11:00.000-04:00

vh1-I love the 80s, about Lisa Loeb
E-Number 1 Single, Lisa Loeb is helped by Adam Goldberg
Comedy Central-Hebrew Hammer, staring Adam Goldberg
6:10pm today
when TV swallowed itself whole

grrr

2006-04-20T01:05:00.000-04:00

I'm getting tired of this...stasis
I'm tired of not doing exactly what i want when i want
I feel old
very old
because everyone around me acts so old
what's the point of being young, white and middle class anyway
it's so overrated
because everyone is always trying so hard to get somewhere
I'm trying to enjoy here, but no one else is enjoying it with me
it's like when i was in London
every thing in me is dying to go to the wax museum
but if no one goes with me
what's the point?
so i didn't go
I do like to be alone most of the time
but it gets boring
quick
too quick

I've been having good dreams recently
I look forward to the coma
I don't think I've felt this lonely in a long time
but I know spring break didn't help

It's trite, I know
and everyone in the whole wide world feels this way
but it would be nice if someone got it
if someone, somewhere
were sitting there, like I am
miserable, and crying, and bored
bored in the deepest depths of their soul

someone hand me a reason
seriously
some challenge me for a change
shake up my world
pique my interest

thank god for eric right now
he doesn't know it yet
but he made my night

also, there was a spider
but i don't know where it went

Elise's HOUSE drinking game

2006-04-18T21:20:00.000-04:00

One shot each...symptoms

1. Bleeding from the waist down
2. Bleeding from the neck up
3. halucinating
4. seizures
5. falling down/losing motor control
6. rashes

Two shots each...scenarios

1.The doctors treat for the wrong disease and the treatment makes the actual problem worse
2. HOUSE causes pain to the patient on purpose to get the truth
3. someone lies/doesn't tell the whole truth
4. someone takes a swing at HOUSE (1 more shot if he falls down as a result)
5. Cutty threatens HOUSE

Three shots each...near impossibility

1. Someone actually dies

Many of the one shot symptoms will happen every episode. Most of the two shot scenarios will happen every episode. It is extremly rare that anyone will die. In fact no one will ever die unless their death helps HOUSE cure another patient.

damn you dave atell

2006-04-18T03:17:00.000-04:00

now i want pizza

things i hate

2006-04-18T02:39:00.000-04:00

1. Anyone in charge of construction/lane closures in Penn, NJ or NY
2. Trucks that get into accidents and need HAZMAT vans to come help them, causing lane closures
3. The Penna Turnpike
4. How there's only one cigarette lighter in my car so i can only adapt one thing at a time
5. when my cell is dead but my laptop is plugged into the cigarette lighter
6. not waking up in ohio tomorrow
7. the fact that i did 7.5 papers and still need to do 1.5
8. the fact that i have lines to learn before saturday's show
9. whatever died in our heating system
10. the fact that something died in our heating system
11. the fact that there is a good chance that I am involved in the openning scenes of a horror movie but i am too tired and sick and upset and lonely in pain to fully appriciate that my roommate and i will be horribly mutilated in the near future and our carcasses will be added to those rotting in the basement, causing our appartment to smell like corpses

i'll always be there when you wake

2006-04-08T04:00:00.000-04:00

so stay with me and i'll have it made

everything is funny

2006-04-08T01:09:00.000-04:00

bruian, youre going in eruc;s ass pocket
ass pockety
brian
braian
brian
fuck
eveyry thung i s funnny
poopa zau ppopa zau

oh my god
burbon is so funny jamaking
eveytry thng is so fuuny
we need an adule a dukt
adult

eric says brian is jerking it
jerkin
and we shoud sing him papa zau

we watched a robert england
rocbert england england
across the atlantic see
and i'm a genius genuis

you know how who's awomse i wana talk to brian

ah ha ha ha heh! (it gets hi hch high at the end)
do do do do
ah ha ha heh! (squeeek!)

you're not

it's pah pah with a pee
o\pah pah zU
TRUFFLE SHULLELE
caps lock got stuck

brian's all irratated in his bavaginea
in his vanine
again again begin again
if oyu have hang up you dide
when you se4e the ring you die
seven days later what?

like gremlemlins twoo
fuckin a eric
that's fuckng
a
scary ass seven days
sleven day

fuckin a brian
fuckin s
you'll remember

i think he hung hup
up
hung
william hung jury
ha
brian

you done wnet and hunged up
dammit
sobering
fuck sobering

mark gold!!!!!

the'rs always roz's place
fraizer!

"wait i need more beer, more wiskey, more burbon"
we're out of burbon

i love burbon
burbon burbon scotch
scothy scotchy stcorllll

"who how do you speell makr m akr mark gold"
like the ally alloy
"brian wouldn't give me ark gol's numer on face bood"

"let;s call emerson"
i called eric
otit ; it was fuufunny
but i don;s kniw and n

i don't gwt get to talk to emerson and i hurt my head grabbing eric's shurt shirt
come gwt get drunk emerson

bugging out

2006-04-07T10:09:00.000-04:00

stupid today
I want to go home now
Stupid Museum
now now now
go home now

Fuck

2006-04-05T23:13:00.000-04:00

fuck fuck fuck
while I was at the sex lecture I set up the VCR to tape LOST
but the goddamn VCR fucked up
and I only got the first five minutes
and it was a Hurley ep
goddammit,
now i'm mad

killing time before 11 lunch

2006-04-05T10:16:00.000-04:00

I hate when someone is called a "beautiful person"
so cliche
so ambiguous

I hope I make it to House

2006-04-04T18:31:00.000-04:00

I'm so tired I could cry

In fact I think I might

not sure who's dumber

2006-04-03T12:45:00.000-04:00

"why did you bring me on national tv to tell me this?"

for the free paternity test, genius

stupid E!

2006-04-01T08:11:00.000-05:00

I think if I ever had a baby I would have it at home with a midwife
I think the dirty hippy genes in me would win in that particular scenerio as it always does in the really primative ones

Not really sure how to fix this

2006-03-31T06:45:00.000-05:00

I woke up feeling sad today and it's just getting worse.
I don't care for this at all but I don't know what to do about it.

why NBC is not horrible, tonight

2006-03-30T19:09:00.000-05:00

In one of the best decisions ever, NBC has put 4 Kings on hiatus and will instead be running two episodes of My Name is Earl

somebody over there has been taking good taste pills

I want one

2006-03-30T04:10:00.000-05:00

Most awsome jewelry artist in the world

Ursula Guttmann

http://www.ursulaguttmann.com/Archive.htm

way to suck fox

2006-03-26T21:29:00.000-05:00

I am not adequetly entertained
what happened to you sunday night
you used to be worth being alive for

broke a door today

2006-03-26T20:04:00.000-05:00

I broke the door to the pastor's office
now I feel bad

but the live action Simpson opener was neat
even if you didn't like it
I did

drunkened

2006-03-25T03:50:00.000-05:00

you'll be a dentist
oh pain!
you'll be a dentist
inhumain!

oooooooooh
distress!
ooooooooh
ooooooooh
dentist
you'll be a success!

(that was my part in little shop, there is a good chance I was drunk then too)

liquors have drunkened me

2006-03-25T03:05:00.000-05:00

my ass hurts
and my ankle
because my ankle buckled
and i fell
on my ass

things to do

2006-03-22T22:09:00.000-05:00

1. NEVER cross Matt and Trey
EVER
especially if they have your voice on file

hidding

2006-03-21T16:42:00.000-05:00

went to the ent guy
sucked the gunk out of my ear
kinda a bit sensitive now
but i can hear again
so lets celebrate
someone bring me hard liquor and indian food
and we'll party

weird 2 days

2006-03-15T16:05:00.000-05:00

yesterday i woke up really early in pain and drove myself to the emergency room
today i woke up with a call from WABC
won a contest
went to the city to pic up my GPS system, a star trek card game and a cordless phone

freaky 2 days
can't wait to see what happens tomorrow

Canadian women love fat men, they can survive the winter

2006-03-14T23:35:00.000-05:00

hysterical crying time again!
actually now it's painful sobing/wimpering

if i can decrease my seveare pain or my crying by about 25% tomorrow, that will be a marked improvement

at least i have nachos
there's always something to be thankful for

I hurt really bad
dammit mike, charge your phone

ouch

2006-03-14T17:06:00.000-05:00

screaming pain wake-up call
emergency room morning
lines and pain and trouble hearing and very lost
disney hassles
more seveare pain
can't make it to class

miserable

except for bunnies

2006-03-13T22:20:00.000-05:00

come July I will be taking sailing lessons,
and officially ending my training as a WASP

tonight I'm watching a polygamy documentary and studying Medieval Art
tomorrow is a midterm and then disney junk

i wish i could hear out of my left ear

these documentaries on polygamy are interesting when compaired to "Girls Next Door"
very interesting

ah ha ha ha ha

2006-03-13T01:07:00.000-05:00

it seems i'm taking beginning swimming
maybe i'll get all lean with my early morning art
mid-day museum run in the city and evening swimming

mission failed

2006-03-13T00:36:00.000-05:00

the mall was too hot and crowded
and the girl behind me was abusing an obviously scared and uncomfortable dog by carrying it in a bag it was way to big for through a crowded store that was about 10 degrees too hot for a dog
and the sock selection was sub par
sub sub par even
and I'm not sure these hoop earrings say "pirate" so much as "poser slut"
and after the whole ordeal that was aquiring my bribes, I didn't want to do any studying to deserve them because 1. I spent too much energy getting them that I was out of study energy. 2. The hassle of getting them was enough work to deserve them.

I should sleep
I registered for summer
you can take up to 7 credits
I need 6.5
the only .5 classes are for PE majors only
so for summer II I will have to take some 3 credit junk
and then I get the hell out of here and back to the superior in every way midwest

1 in 7

2006-03-12T01:01:00.000-05:00

The Hills Have Eyes = Bear Awsome
whether Porkpie thinks so or not

I laughed, I flinched, I cheered
Horror does not get much better without deviating from the formulae

oh my god, oh my god, oh my god

2006-03-06T22:43:00.000-05:00

it's march 6th!!!
march 6th!!!
I screwed up
I am such a bad friend
I totally dropped the ball on this one and I feel horrible
I missed kirstin's birthday!
and it's not like I didn't know it was coming either
I have been thinking about it and then this week I just blanked
I am the worst friend in the world

maury exploits little people

2006-03-06T12:49:00.000-05:00

thatbrunettegirl (12:27:50 PM): man
thatbrunettegirl (12:27:58 PM): maury has turned into munchkin land
thatbrunettegirl (12:28:05 PM): they're (little people) all over the place singing and dancing
thatbrunettegirl (12:28:15 PM): with their giant girlfriends
thatbrunettegirl (12:28:28 PM): and various celebrities willing to appear on Maury
im2fat2bninja (12:28:50 PM): well not everybody can get on Oprah
thatbrunettegirl (12:29:11 PM): and then maury tosses out trips and bikes like he's travel agent santa claus

owwwww

2006-03-05T10:45:00.000-05:00

I'm a little young for my first heart attack, but the presure/stress is mounting quickly

what E! has taught me

2006-03-05T10:03:00.000-05:00

The 'simple' in 'the simple life' refers directly to the 'stars' of the show

Had to be Billy Joel

2006-03-04T13:08:00.000-05:00

There's a place in the world for the angry young man
With his working class ties and his radical plans
He refuses to bend, he refuses to crawl,
He's always at home with his back to the wall.
And he's proud of his scars and the battles he's lost,
And he struggles and bleeds as he hangs on the cross-
And he likes to be known as the angry young man.

Give a moment or two to the angry young man,
With his foot in his mouth and his heart in his hand.
He's been stabbed in the back, he's been misunderstood,
It's a comfort to know his intentions are good.
And he sits in a room with a lock on the door,
With his maps and his medals laid out on the floor-
And he likes to be known as the angry young man.

I believe I've passed the age of consciousness and righteous rage
I found that just surviving was a noble fight.
I once believed in causes too,
I had my pointless point of view,
And life went on no matter who was wrong or right.

And there's always a place for the angry young man,
With his fist in the air and his head in the sand.
And he's never been able to learn from mistakes,
So he can't understand why his heart always breaks.
But his honor is pure and his courage as well,
And he's fair and he's true and he's boring as hell-
And he'll go to the grave as an angry old man.

(synthesizer solo)

There's a place in the world for the angry young man
With his working class ties and his radical plans
He refuses to bend, he refuses to crawl,
He's always at home with his back to the wall.
And he's proud of his scars and the battles he's lost,
And he struggles and bleeds as he hangs on the cross-
And he likes to be known as the angry young man.

2006-03-03T06:23:00.000-05:00

http://kevan.org/johari?name=thatbrunettegirl

I've said it before

2006-03-03T06:10:00.000-05:00

I only like artists that have their own websites which are NOT flash, which include one full page of large but low res pics of their work, a CV and contact info.

news of the morning

2006-02-27T07:12:00.000-05:00

nicole ritchie has a Kevin Bacon number of infinity.

nicole ritchie cannot be linked to Kevin Bacon using only feature films.

About 12% of all actors cannot be linked to the rest of the movie universe, either because they have appeared only in TV features or straight-to-video releases that the Oracle doesn't count, or because they have not appeared in any features with actors from the Hollywood mainstream.

although Paris has a degree of 2, so obviously nicole has a degree of 3

funniest thing i've read all night

2006-02-27T06:26:00.000-05:00

whenever I get to thinking that most people aren't illiterate morons with no research skills or knowledge of anything that happened more than 4 years ago or 25 miles away from their own little universes, all I have to do is read the imdb message boards

so i'm going to do this like an award show/highlight reel

best thread of the night writen by 100 autistic, blind, non-english speaking monkies on 100 braille typewriters with no vowels goes to "Live Action Futurama Dream Cast List"
accepting for this thread are

Re: NO LIVE ACTION ?

by - wishkah7 (Thu Nov 24 2005 15:41:23 )

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Live-action or not, I'm still satisfied that the movie is coming. If it was live-action, who do you think could play who? Here's how I pictured it:

Fry: Seth Green
Leela: Jennifer Garner
Bender: CGI animated voiced by Vince Vaughn
Amy: Ziyi Zhang
Hermes: Bernie Mac
LaBarabra: Halle Berry
Zoidberg: CGI animated voiced by Dustin Hoffman
Prof. Farsnworth: John Lithgow
Zapp: Rob Schnider
Kiff: Jake Gyllenhaal
Linda: Michelle Pfiffer
Morbo: CGI animated voiced by Robert Di Nero

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Re: NO LIVE ACTION ?

by - Banky_Bruce 4 days ago (Thu Feb 23 2006 00:21:54 )

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Well, if you're casting Zapp with an older guy like shatner, I say John O'Hurley.

And Farnsworth should be David Kelly.

And Bender should be Terry Bradshaw

And Amy should be Sung Hi Lee

And Hermes should be Bill Cosby

And Zoidberg should be Paul Giamatti

And Kiff should be DJ Qualls

And Fry should be Ewan McGreggor

And Leela should be Lauren Graham

and

Re: NO LIVE ACTION ?

by - ckat13 (Tue Dec 20 2005 07:29:30 )

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UPDATED Tue Dec 20 2005 07:30:42

Fry: Seth Green(That goes without saying)
Leela: Jennifer Garner
Bender: CGI animated voiced by JOHN DIMAGGIO (no one else u loony!)
Amy: Lucy Liu (her or wishkah7's pick)
Hermes: Doug E. Doug (who now?)
LaBarabra: Halle Berry
Zoidberg: CGI animated voiced by BILLY WEST (duh!)
Prof. Farsnworth: Henry Winkler (lol)
Zapp: Rob Schnider
Kiff: Jake Gyllenhaal (no, but someone who is kind and timid, or kinda timid.)
Linda: Michelle Pfiffer
Morbo: CGI animated voiced by MAURICE LAMARCHE (crazy loon if you want anyone else)

Don't be a jerk, especially not to aliens, because they just might disintegrate you.-danjfrank

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Re: NO LIVE ACTION ?

by - JasonJiants (Wed Feb 1 2006 17:26:49 )

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Fry: Seth Green
Leela: I would say Katey Segal but she is too old so I dont know who then but NOT Jennifer Garner
Bender: of course John Dimaggio
Amy:Katie Leung (Cho Chang from Harry Potter)
Hermes:Doug E. Doug
LaBarabra: not important shes not a main character
Zoidberg: Billy West
Prof. Farnsworth: Don Knotts
Zapp:Will Ferrell
Kiff:CGI so Maurice Lamarche
Linda: I dont Know some no name
Morbo:Maurice Lamarche

and then of course there is this monstrasity

http://www.freewebs.com/thefleapit/zposter%20futurama.jpg

and this ends our award show because i have to go cry over the state of our nation's youth

adamendum from a completely different post

Re: Movie plot ideas

by - barrytown83 10 hours ago (Sun Feb 26 2006 17:34:10 )

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...
nobody likes zoidberg.
deal with it

4 Darias Tonight

2006-02-27T04:32:00.000-05:00

Your horror movie death is extra tragic, because the people around you just assumed you went crazy. The truth is, you bought a weird-looking antique book at a used bookstore downtown, and when you read the first few lines aloud in a fake scary voice, you accidentally called forth an evil spirit. The ancient demon possessed your body and controlled your every move, but it never quite grasped the basics of modern technology. After a messy incident involving the escalator at the mall, the demon decided human bodies were just too fragile. It abandoned your now lifeless self, and moved into a Gossip Girls novel.

18% of the people who tooks this quiz got the same evaluation.

late night hi-larity

2006-02-27T04:17:00.000-05:00

totally unfixed quiz results which make me laugh

lucky you guys

2006-02-27T03:26:00.000-05:00

1. I'm giving up carjacking for lent this year
You're supposed to give up something you really love and want
I wonder if anyone ever gives up God
Maybe I can get Dr. J to give up church

2. I just realized there is something inheirantly lesbian about Daria
Now I'm not comfortable staying up late to watch it by myself in my freezing cold room

3. Seems I already gave up warmth for lent
Seeing as how I am laying in my bed with 2 pairs of pants, a long sleeve shirt, my baja, socks and a hat on and I am ice
dammit
I don't want a space heater, I can't afford one, I have no room for them, I have no money for one and I pay for half the heating of this appartment
but something must be done
I may get some of those vent covers for other rooms

4. I may be giving up sleeping for lent
although eating would also be psychotic
yes, eating

5. GRAH!!!!!!!

silly Patricia Cornwall

2006-02-26T16:12:00.000-05:00

we shouldn't romanticize Jack the Ripper because he was all brutal
"Just look what he did to Mary Kelly! That's one of the worst crime scenes I've ever seen."
There are at least three things wrong with the above statement.
LEAVE POOR WALTER SICKERT ALONE!
he was neither an anti-woman mason, nor an anti-women homosexual
he was a painter
also
Prince Eddy was so riddled with syph that he could barely leave his bed and his doctor was his doctor in name only as he was extremly old and arthritic

I don't know why I care. It's not like anyone important takes her seriously anyway. I just wonder when people are going to get over their victorian biases and figure out who actually did it. (It's right there if you are willing to accept it)

things i hate

2006-02-26T00:21:00.000-05:00

1. Reruns
2. Not being able to read because I have to stay awake or else I won't sleep at night
3. having to ask visitors to leave when they'd like to stay

A&E saved my life today

2006-02-25T17:25:00.000-05:00

TV sucked all day....until!
A&E inside poligamy
here are some of the gems

thatbrunettegirl: this guy is a jerk
thatbrunettegirl: and the chicks are robots
midwat: well, what would you expect?
thatbrunettegirl: the one said she feels sorry for the men
thatbrunettegirl: because they have to "dispense justice"
thatbrunettegirl: "obediance in the bed rock"
thatbrunettegirl: sick
thatbrunettegirl: ha
midwat: i see
thatbrunettegirl: "it takes a much more intelligent and strong willed woman to be obediant to her husband"
thatbrunettegirl: "what if you had a sister that you loved and she didn't have a husband? wouldn't you want her to have a husband?"
midwat: that's kinda sick
thatbrunettegirl: well yeah
thatbrunettegirl: but you're thinking about the insest
thatbrunettegirl: i'm thinking because the women think that they are nothing without husbands and kids
midwat: well, yeah
midwat: i'll stick with feeling sickened by the incest
midwat: it's, quite frankly, too much wrong to take in one sitting
thatbrunettegirl: the one chick left her first husband and 11 kids to be this dirty "prophet's" second wife
thatbrunettegirl: she was "called by god"
thatbrunettegirl: oh now they're talking to the kids
midwat: fun
thatbrunettegirl: 7 year old boy wants to have 3 wives so he'll have lots of children
thatbrunettegirl: and they've segued into sexual abuse

mike's right

2006-02-23T23:06:00.000-05:00

i do complain a lot

sick

2006-02-23T22:40:00.000-05:00

how awsome would it be if my head stopped hurting and my stomach felt less upset
and my arms and legs quit aching

I think they make my food hotter everytime

2006-02-23T21:28:00.000-05:00

My indian food tonight tasted like burning
and they didn't give me any of my favorite sauce

:(

depressed

2006-02-23T20:58:00.000-05:00

day 2
this blows

6:09am

2006-02-23T06:13:00.000-05:00

one of these nights, I'd like to try sleeping

the constructive news is that I got a lot of work done on my mother's birthday present
2 whole parts
only 4 more to go

on a side note, both "Little House" and "Mama's Family" tonight had characters named Carstairs
interesting...

having trouble sleeping

2006-02-23T01:39:00.000-05:00

goddamn insomnia

on a whim, movie night

2006-02-22T18:11:00.000-05:00

Bleed
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0329334/
User Comments: Worst. Movie. Ever.

American Nightmare
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0247164/
User Comments: Barely watchable.

god finds a way

2006-02-21T20:52:00.000-05:00

my movie fest is not going to suck!

we're showing "The Last Crusade"
the catholics are showing "The Devil's Advocate"
the gospel ensamble is showing (yawn) "the Gospel"
and the evangelicals are showing "Bruce Almighty"

Man, I'm a Dumb

2006-02-21T01:56:00.000-05:00

I have jelly beans in my bed, Nacho cheese on my keyboard, cherry coke all over my pillow and chocolate on my leg warmers. I also that my rug is saturated with pop tart crumbs

i live like a fat girl

Elise-1 President's Day-0

2006-02-21T01:45:00.000-05:00

Although it was harder than earlier anticipated to get Tortillia Chips, Nacho Cheese, Jalapenos, Starburst Jelly Beans and a liter of Sprite at 1am on President's Day
I defeated it!

If you ever find yourself in a similar situation, remember a couple of things

1. Taco Bell offers Jalapenos on the side for 20c
2. Walgreens puts up their Easter Candy Display right after the 14th
3. When a Focus has about 1/8 tank, you have more than enough to drive to every store that you feel should be 24hours
4. If you time it right, Daria will be on when you get home

tattoo adiction is a nasty bitch

2006-02-20T01:44:00.000-05:00

I think mike likes reading my issues of BACKSTAGE because for him they represent a deeper level of entertainment news. Just this week we learned that a "High Fidelity" musical and a Billy Tipton biopic are coming.

What did eric want handcuffs for anyway? Why did he think I would have some? and Would he borrow my hypothetical set if he meant them for something kinky?

fiscal mismanagement

2006-02-18T12:42:00.000-05:00

Often members of my family get worried about my 13 year old cousin. Recently she's been "getting into trouble" which basically means wearing too much eye make-up and getting caught with a full, unopened pack of cigarettes. But how bad can the kid be if she corrects me for taking the lord's name in vein?

thatbrunettegirl: oh my god
T: okay
thatbrunettegirl: i just checked my checking account
T: first of all its gosh
T: AHH WHATD IT SAY
thatbrunettegirl: i have $2.75 in my bank
thatbrunettegirl: ha
thatbrunettegirl: that's actually good
thatbrunettegirl: because i thought i took out too much last night
T: congradulations
thatbrunettegirl: so the fact that something is there is good
thatbrunettegirl: but $2.75
thatbrunettegirl: too funny

PSv Seal is awsome

apparently i was a cartoon short

2006-02-15T22:57:00.000-05:00

man,so full of chocolate or I <3 HUHC

2006-02-14T22:13:00.000-05:00

thatbrunettegirl: NEVER lie to house
Auto response from midwat: Join me in the fight against literacy!

thatbrunettegirl: because he will find the most painful way to get the truth out of you
thatbrunettegirl: and he is getting some
thatbrunettegirl: with a whore
midwat: indian whore
midwat returned at 10:01:33 PM.
thatbrunettegirl: neato
midwat: gotta include that detail
thatbrunettegirl: sorry
thatbrunettegirl: i've been looking at arab sims for hours now, trying to find jesus clothes so i'm kinda blind to that
thatbrunettegirl: like how when i watch too many britcoms, i can't hear british accents anymore
midwat: ha
thatbrunettegirl: it's actually a bit of a problem
thatbrunettegirl: sweet
thatbrunettegirl: dracula 3000
midwat: oh
thatbrunettegirl: sequal to dracual 2000
thatbrunettegirl: one of the worst vampire films ever
midwat: brian watching olympics
thatbrunettegirl: worse than john carpenter's vampires 1, 2 and los meuros
midwat: possibly worse than worst vampire movie ever
thatbrunettegirl: only this time
thatbrunettegirl: it's 3000
thatbrunettegirl: so it's in space!
thatbrunettegirl: god i hope there's space nakeness
midwat: would be nice
thatbrunettegirl: if jason X has taught me anything it's that people on science ships get it on all the time
thatbrunettegirl: sometimes with robots
midwat: lucky astronauts
thatbrunettegirl: oh no
thatbrunettegirl: it's all gay sex
thatbrunettegirl: women arent allowed on science ships silly
thatbrunettegirl: dude, this one isn't about...oh my god
thatbrunettegirl: vampire planet
midwat: sweet
thatbrunettegirl: translvania planet
thatbrunettegirl: carpathia sector
midwat: hilarious
thatbrunettegirl: and it's count olack, like nosferatu
thatbrunettegirl: and coolio is in this
thatbrunettegirl: oh my god this is the greatest ever
midwat: always makes for good movie
thatbrunettegirl: but i haven't the patience and The Secret Lives of Women is doing trannies, so I'll have to catch this on DVD from the library during spring break

melencholy

2006-02-13T19:47:00.000-05:00

I wish i could figure out what's upsetting me so badly

Last Night's "Little House"

2006-02-13T18:59:00.000-05:00

thatbrunettegirl: freaked me out
thatbrunettegirl: and upset me quite a bit
voodooxradio: what r u talking about
voodooxradio: i never saw that show
thatbrunettegirl: last night's little house on the prairie
thatbrunettegirl: oh man
thatbrunettegirl: it was a later one
voodooxradio: wat happened
thatbrunettegirl: this little girl got lots of crap from her widdowed father and the towns people because she had a big rack
thatbrunettegirl: saying she was "wanton" and leading on the boys
thatbrunettegirl: even though she didn't do anything, they were at her window trying to watch her undress
thatbrunettegirl: and then she gets raped by this guy in a clown mask
voodooxradio: yo thats messed up
thatbrunettegirl: and her dad tells her not to tell anyone
thatbrunettegirl: and she passes out in school and it turns out she's pregnant
thatbrunettegirl: so she and her father sell the farm and move telling people that her husband died
thatbrunettegirl: and at the end she asks her father if he blames her
thatbrunettegirl: and his response is "you reep what you sew"
voodooxradio: haha
voodooxradio: that shows messed up
thatbrunettegirl: like she got raped because she was all trampy or something
thatbrunettegirl: but this was like a 10 year old girl
thatbrunettegirl: before she got raped, her father made her bind her breasts because they were big
thatbrunettegirl: i kept waiting for the main girl, who was her school teacher, to save her somehow
thatbrunettegirl: and it didn't happen
voodooxradio: what a downer
voodooxradio: write to the shows producer
voodooxradio: about how outraged u are
thatbrunettegirl: she just got raped (by the way the clown mask was fucked up), had to leave town and got labelled as slut
thatbrunettegirl: i think the producer is dead
voodooxradio: does that happen often?
thatbrunettegirl: i guess back in the day
voodooxradio: im happy i didnt live back then
thatbrunettegirl: if a girl was raped, she was a slut, even if she was attacked
voodooxradio: were there clowns back then?
thatbrunettegirl: apparently
thatbrunettegirl: i'm a little unclear as to when this all goes down
voodooxradio: wow, i thought clowns were more recent
voodooxradio: yea
thatbrunettegirl: because it's like frontier
thatbrunettegirl: yeah
thatbrunettegirl: it was totally like a plastic mask
thatbrunettegirl: like mike myers style
thatbrunettegirl: well
thatbrunettegirl: there have been clowns for a really long time
thatbrunettegirl: like comedia del'arte and mimes and stuff
voodooxradio: sry, stepped on my surge protector
thatbrunettegirl: suck
voodooxradio: so yea i can see ur dramatized from that show
thatbrunettegirl: extremely
thatbrunettegirl: like
thatbrunettegirl: the poor girl
voodooxradio: ok so besides that episode
voodooxradio: how r u
thatbrunettegirl: cold

though it sometimes touches me, for like likes of such as me

2006-02-13T17:30:00.000-05:00

I get why other people are all upset,
people freak over meaningless holidays
that makes sense

See, but I don't get upset over holidays,
unless I have to celabrate them
so I'm not upset about that
and yet I'm upset about something

so what's my problem?

Sims 2 Dune Neighborhood

2006-02-12T16:29:00.000-05:00

There are two different kinds of futuristic
1. ultra colorful Jetson's style with unnatural shapes
2. ultra sleek borg style with monochrome, aerodynamic shapes

i'm not sure which i want

stress head/back/stomach ache

2006-02-10T17:31:00.000-05:00

Tyra today...

"What can Kioni do to be more real?"
"Higher heals for starters!"

does anyone know of a library that has the Bead Journal from 1975?
I really need an article out of it

in line for food today

2006-02-09T19:05:00.000-05:00

thank God I am tall and thin and not short and fat

tuesday night

2006-02-07T21:11:00.000-05:00

Dr. House
you will never ever know how much I love you
Sela Ward will never give you the respect, attention and love you deserve
I don't care if you're really British, old and married with children
I love you in spite of all that
and now that Earl is on Thursday nights, I am all yours

2006-02-07T14:39:00.000-05:00

job training/tec school ads make me sad because the people in them have such small dreams

either state only facts or else admit your predispositions

2006-02-06T23:26:00.000-05:00

I turned of the local news for opening with the phrase "domestic spying" a horribly negative, biased and inaccurate phrase coined on the senate floor by some liberal speachwriter. I turn to the Daily Show where Jon Stewart, who has annoyed me in the past, is doing the same story only funny. Except that Stewart never once says "domestic spying" or even just "spying" he says "international wiretaps" and "wartime intelligence" and then plays clips of Carl Rove, the VP and the press guy defending the policy.

Why is Jon Stewart the least biased newsman on TV? He's not perfect by any means and almost impossible to watch just before and after elections, but he's better than CNN, MSNBC and local news everywhere. He's more professional because he uses the correct terms instead of the moveon.org approved phrase. The only other people to do that are the openly conservative talk-radio hosts and the obviously conservative Fox News people.

I hate TV news and TV news broadcastors. If we can learn anything from terrorists, it's how to deal with them.

saints have hard lives

2006-02-04T18:00:00.000-05:00

Matt is right to make jokes
because it really is almost comedic

I don't think Neil Simon could have done much better

The weekend begining with Friday

2006-02-04T12:54:00.000-05:00

I do more before noon than most people do in their entire lives.

tired

reveling in my depression

2006-02-02T12:57:00.000-05:00

Earl is a rerun tonight
Lost was a rerun last night
I have no reason to be alive

degrassi

2006-02-02T02:42:00.000-05:00

i find, that whenever someone has a quality about them that i simply cannot put my finger on, they are invariably canadian

hypnos

2006-02-01T01:20:00.000-05:00

have you ever seen a commercial for a perfume that you were not cool enough to buy?
i just did

watching....tyra?

2006-01-30T09:17:00.000-05:00

Chastity Bono = The definition of classy, her mommy's sense of humor

dear "Drawn Together" writers

2006-01-29T23:58:00.000-05:00

If you actually stopped and thought about it you would see that you are terribly wrong about disney. They are not at all interested in censoring racist cartoons. It is actually PACs who do that. Disney is interested in selling their old cartoons on DVD and making dolls and video games and all kinds of money. Why would they erase racist stereotype cartoons when they could instead mass market them?
Come now "Drawn Together" writers. Put aside your hate and think for a minute.

no classes for monday elise

2006-01-29T21:42:00.000-05:00

sleeping all day + rum + indian food + cartoons + 40 some pages of children of dune + plans for more sleeping = awsome!

percent of me that wants to be here

2006-01-28T08:25:00.000-05:00

___
0.000%

(that's repeating 0's)

2006-01-05T11:33:00.000-05:00

Movie Time

getting better at this film thing

2006-01-05T11:06:00.000-05:00

I did a really neat film last night
the ad people say they may still need me this month and hope I am free.
I can't let myself get too excited
I really can't

Sims 2

2006-01-04T13:48:00.000-05:00

So 5 minutes before I leave to my plane to Europe the company that markets the Sims2 calls me. The woman tells me that her boss loves my films and could I send her some. This is not too surprising in that I had been in some contact with said company regarding my contact information and interest in appearing in commercials. This was a bit confusing though since I am a skinner by trade and had never made a movie ever. Let alone one her boss loved. I explained how I was interested, will be available for filming but will not be able to send her anything soon.

Today I e-mailed two different VPs my two new films which are pretty good freshman attempts, especially considering it took under 6 hours for both. Really they are sophemore since the first long film was a disaster.

It is too late I'm sure, but maybe they'll keep me on record for the future.

Really, it's just an honor to be nominated.

in Rome

2005-12-26T11:22:00.000-05:00

not much to say
just thought i'd post from rome
saw the pope
seriously
he was all up in a window

Reel Christianity

2005-12-14T19:34:00.000-05:00

Next Semester we are doing a series on christianity in movies
here are some movies I suggested for viewing and discussion
hopefully the other groups involved will pick cool ones instead of lame ones
hopefully we'll get some controversy over this
myself, I'm rooting for Dogma

The Passion of the Christ (2004)
The Crucible (1996)
Left Behind (2000)
Life of Brian (1979)
The Gospel (2005)
The Preacher's Wife (1996)
Dogma (1999)
The Ten Commandments (1956)
The Prince of Egypt (1998)
The Greatest Story Ever Told (1965)
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (1989)
The Lion, the Witch, & the Wardrobe (1988)
The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe (1979)
Keeping the Faith (2000)
Priest (1994)
The Omen (1976)
The Exorcist (1973)
Rosemary's Baby (1968)
The Ninth Gate (1999)
The Devil's Advocate (1997)
Bedazzled (2000)
Bedazzled (1967)
Little Nicky (2000)
The Matrix (1999)
Jesus (1999)
The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003)
Kingdom of Heaven (2005)
Godspell (1973)
Jesus Christ Superstar (1973)
Jesus Christ Superstar (2000)
Jesus (1979)
Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat (1999)
Bruce Almighty (2003)
Judgment (2001)
Oh, God! (1977)
The Horn Blows at Midnight (1945)
Constantine (2005)
What Dreams May Come (1998)
The Apostle (1997)
Signs (2002)
It's a Wonderful Life (1946)
Dracula 2000 (2000)

damn you nick at night

2005-12-12T20:02:00.000-05:00

I had a dream last night that Harry Anderson as Harry Stone from Night Court and John Laroquette as Dan Fielding from Night Court were fighting for my affections.
And I really liked it.

Crushes due to TVLand, so far...

1. John Astin as Gomez Addams (rich, humble, a devoted husband and father, and a little screwed off kilter)
2. Michael Landon as Philip Ingalls on Little House on the Prarie. (This is really a revival, I used to love him on Highway to Heaven, when I was little)
3. Harry Anderson as Harry T. Stone (he's really sweet and a magician, he dresses 40s era and listens to 40s music)

suplimental:
john astin plays harry stone's father on night court, despite his advance age, and the fact that he plays a crazy guy, i still love him so

oh my god

2005-12-12T19:39:00.000-05:00

are all my paper's done?
i think they are!
my papers are done!

the really big news is that i seem to be keeping food down
that's not something I could have said 12 hours ago
even 6 hours ago
I will sleep early tonight and tomorrow should be a breeze

Il Divo? To Opera/Pop I say NO! oh, and they're multi-ethnic!

2005-12-12T09:49:00.000-05:00

Kelly Ripa is an idiot. She thought that the NBA dress code was about what they wear on the court. When Charles Barkley looks at you like you're a moron, you have a problem.

on a personal note, I feel really sick and I hope that when I wake up I feel less inclined to throw-up

oh hedenism bot!

2005-12-09T22:12:00.000-05:00

the word of the week is ostentatious

whether in referance to Rococo or Oscar Wilde, this is a word that has appeared on my radar a lot more recently

I particularly like it because it sounds all stuck up, but is spelled exactly like is sounds like it would

yay ostentatious!

Abraxxia's Gambit

2005-12-09T07:32:00.000-05:00

so here's my deal:
for the purposes of writing an introduction to the most important paper of the semester, I need to come up with a significant greek archaeological find from circa 1900 so I can claim it influenced a certain moravian archaeologist
I found it! Knossos excavations began in 1900 on the nose. Unfortunatly I need something with stonework and friezes and Knossos is all frescos!

spite

a break from the 32 pages i have to write to post this and JD up my cherry coke

2005-12-08T22:08:00.000-05:00

KariIsShort: Donkey Lips from Salute your Shorts...
KariIsShort: did you ever catch that show?
KariIsShort: Donkey Lips from salute your shorts totally has a myspace.
KariIsShort: and I felt that I should share that with people of our generation that might appreciate it.
thatbrunettegirl: i didn't, but i'll pass on the word
KariIsShort: ;-)
KariIsShort: people can listen to his RAP MUSIC here...
thatbrunettegirl: so does "the carver" from nip/tuck
KariIsShort: it's the funniest thing in my WHOLE life.
KariIsShort: really?
KariIsShort: that's awesome!

whoa

2005-12-07T22:46:00.000-05:00

Drawn Together = Grease 2 referance (yes Grease 2)
and yes, it's sad that I recognized it, but I always said that Grease 2 is equally as bad as Grease.

"soci-italy" good one Montel, try "socially"

2005-12-07T10:51:00.000-05:00

1. I reread The Vampire Lestat a few months ago. Louis really, really screwed up by trying to get help from the Theatre des Vampires. Really.

2. The New Voyages. The eps are in like 100 pieces, take forever to download and there appears to be only one up so far. I did get to watch 3 minutes of an ep though. Why did Captain Pike call his first officer "number one?" That's a Picard nickname, not standard practice. Also giving Uhura a first name my be PC (lord knows she deserves one)but isn't your place, don't presume. You've already presumed a lot.

3. Time for that nap I keep not taking. From 7:30-9:00 is so long, but from 9:30-2am is a quick jump

goddammit

2005-12-06T00:41:00.000-05:00

my head hurts really bad
I don't think it's stress because I never get headaches
It might be from all the cold air
I'm going to take a sinus pill but I'm not sure it will help
it could also be the computer screen but I really feel like it's my sinuses because my ear kinda hurts too
dammit
I should sleep soon
that will help

one of those things

2005-12-05T17:08:00.000-05:00

2 columbus girls have been found stabbed to death in their appartments in the city
one on the upper west side, on in brooklyn
suddenly I'm very close to being a serial killer's MO

but like my father reminded me
I don't live in the city

big sigh of relief there

a personal obsession

2005-12-04T18:26:00.000-05:00

so I'm watching "Girls Next Door" my favorite E! show right now
the girls have a 9pm curfew "the girls live by Hef's rules, which include a strict curfew to be home by sundown, unless he's with them" so that they do not make hef look bad by partying without him
they're part of his image which is part of his empire which leads me to believe that they are all under contract
what this whole thing means is that the girls can only go on day trips because they can't stay in a hotel anywhere without hef.
Even when they went to visit the one girl's family they have to be home before nine.
for as twisted as this is (and I am way way past how twisted this is)my new question is...
what is the punishment for being late? does he dump them?
im2fat2bninja: maybe the don't get their nightly spankin
also:
whenever they go anywhere alone they have to fly coach on a commercial airline because "we don't have the expense account that hef has" ??????
he can't charter them a plane? at least they get to take limos and stay (for the day) in nice hotel suites

while on the one hand he seems to actually care about her about his women, pretending to be sad when they are sick, and pretending to be sad when they are sad
on the other hand he invites the to move into the house the day he meets them (proving that they don't need to actual be able to read or speak or have interests to date him, so long as they are hot and like sex) and then doesn't let them leave until he's done with them (he used to have 7 and now he has 3, the pairing down had to be nasty)
yeah, i think i hate him now

new episode tonight
this time they go to vegas WITH hef (so they can actually unpack)