I am so fucking ticked off...
Fuck you you bastards at UPS get your goddamn heads out of your asses and do your goddam jobs!
Fucking lying bastards.
I have been sitting in my room watching my door for the past 3 hours. I have been confined to my house for the past 6 or 7 because I was waiting for you fuckers to deliver an important package.
I only knew to wait because my mother called the 1-800 number. It's not as though you stuck a note to my door when you missed me yesterday, no, that would be what you're supposed to do!
Then at fucking 7pm (the last minute you had to not fuck-up) I called and now I have to go pick it up at the shipping place (not for the first time). I checked on-line and it said that you had been here at 6:30. Lying bastards.
I am more than an hour late for my party