Archaeology for the Masses

Saturday, October 08, 2005

things i should refrain from

if i don't want to get salsa on my computer

1. eat salsa around my computer
2. take my computer with me on a tour of a poorly managed salsa factory
3. use my computer as a shield in a salsa fight

that's about it

our culture...

i'm whitening my teeth with this little blue LED light and some gel that tastes a hell of a lot like whitening strip gel.
I'm excited because it kinda hurts (like little sparks every once in a while) so i feel like it should work
I just love that I've been trained to believe that if something is hurting me it is working.