damn you hipsters!
dammit, i just don't know how to pull this look off
i'm too tall and neither thin nor chubby enough to do this with any degree of acuracy
even my fake star tattoo looks lame now
also there's a descrepancy between hipster classic and current hipster trends
eric says i look okay and then totally echoed the too tall thing
now i have the hipster handbook so....this sucks B