it's may day
there should be polls and ribbon and lots of nude frolicing
that'll be may 6th
I'm not a big fan of excessive swearing. There is a time and place. Obviously I am not adverse to the idea, as anyone who had read me will tell you. Still I try not to swear to much, and never in front of Ohio children (New York children can go to hell, they have bigger problems than hearing me swear) My mother doesn't mind occasional swearing and I think she was the first one I ever heard say anything bad appart from tv and movies. My father is very anti-swearing. He thinks it makes people sound illiterate. Any trouble I was already in would be doubled if I started to swear. I never swear around him.
if you drink 40 different types of beer you get a free t shirt